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Sell A House Over The Mountain

Mountain Brook, Vestavia Hills And Homewood.
No Listing, No Showings, No Sign In The Yard.

Nothing here commits you to anything.

Sell A House Over The Mountain

"I Would Rather This Not Be Public"

The short version

Over the Mountain is the strongest housing market in Alabama, so let me be straight with you: if your house is in good order and you have time, list it. An agent will beat my number. What I offer here is not a better price, it is privacy, certainty and a date.

The Honest Version, First

Mountain Brook, Vestavia Hills and Homewood have among the highest household incomes and strongest schools in the state, and houses there sell. There is no shortage of buyers and no shortage of agents who would list yours tomorrow.

So I am not going to pretend I can beat the open market on price here. In a market like this one, I usually cannot, and anybody telling you otherwise is selling you something.

If you want the highest number and you can live with a listing, list it. I would rather tell you that than waste an afternoon of your time.

When People Over The Mountain Call Me Anyway

Estates, most often. A parent's house in Crestline or Cahaba Heights that has been in the family forty years, four heirs who agree on very little, and nobody with the appetite to manage a renovation and a listing from another state.

Discretion is the second one, and it comes up here more than anywhere else in the metro. A divorce, a health situation, a financial change nobody wants discussed at the club. A listing is a public event. A direct sale is not: no sign, no photographs online, no open house, no neighbours walking through.

The third is a house that genuinely needs everything. Even here, a 1940s house in original condition with a failing roof and no updates since the seventies runs into the same lender problems it would anywhere else, and the renovation budget is a good deal larger.

And occasionally it is simply the date. A closing that has to happen on a specific day, arranged around something else entirely.

Estates are the single most common reason people here call, so if that is your situation start with inherited property in Jefferson County.

If The House Is Somewhere Else

For the quick version covering the whole metro, see buying right across Jefferson County.

What Listing Actually Nets You

Listing usually produces a higher gross price than a direct sale. Whether it produces a higher number in your account is a different question, and it is the one worth answering before you decide anything. Put your own figures in.

Commission is figured at 6 percent and seller closing costs at 2 percent, which are common but not universal. Carrying cost means taxes, insurance, utilities and upkeep. This is an illustration using your numbers, not an offer or an appraisal, and it deliberately assumes the listing sells at the price you entered.

The Numbers Behind That

LineTypical
Agent commission at 6%On a $700,000 sale, about $42,000
Seller closing costs1% to 3% typical
Pre-listing repairs and stagingExpected at this price point
Inspection requestsNegotiated late, out of your proceeds
A public listingPhotographs, sign, open houses
Time on marketWhile you carry it

Commission at this price point is real money, and it is the one line people here actually weigh. Even so, on a well kept house the open market usually still wins on net. Run your own numbers above before you decide anything.

Torian of TOPSICO LLC, wearing a black TOPSICO polo shirt.

Who you are dealing with

Hi, I am Torian. I buy residential property with my own capital in Birmingham and across Jefferson County, through TOPSICO LLC, a Tennessee limited liability company.

I am not an agent and not a broker. Nothing here is a listing and I am not representing you in a sale. If you want your house exposed to the open market, an agent will usually get you a higher price, and I will tell you that rather than talk you out of it.

Three Steps, And You Can Stop At Any One

  1. 1

    You Send The Address

    That plus a phone number is enough to start. No walkthrough, no paperwork, nothing to prepare.

  2. 2

    I Look It Up

    I research the property and the area on my end. You do nothing during this part.

  3. 3

    One Number On A Short Call

    Fifteen minutes, one figure, and you decide. No is a complete answer and ends it.

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We Buy Homes In Any Condition

No matter what the issue is with selling your house, it does not make it harder for me to buy.

Inherited It

Did a house come to you that you would rather not keep?

Behind On Payments

Are you behind, or heading that way, and want it handled?

Needs Too Much Work

Does it need more repair than you can put into it?

Sitting Vacant

Is it empty and costing you every month it sits?

Difficult Tenants

Is there someone in it who has stopped paying?

Moving Soon

Do you need to be somewhere else before it sells?

Done Being A Landlord

Are you finished managing a rental you no longer want?

No Commission

Would you rather not pay a percentage to sell it?

Selling To Me, Or Listing It

Both are real options. Here is the honest version of each so you can pick the one that fits.

Selling To Me
  • No repairs, no cleaning, no showings. Leave behind anything you do not want. Nobody walking through on a Sunday.
  • No commission and no fees. Not at signing, not at closing, not at any point.
  • You pick the closing date. Fast if you need fast, months out if you need time to move.
  • One number from a person. Not an algorithm and not a range. You get a figure on a short call and you can say no.
Listing With An Agent
  • Usually a higher price. Open-market exposure normally beats what a direct buyer pays. I will say that plainly rather than talk you out of it.
  • Commission, typically five to six percent. Plus closing costs, out of your proceeds.
  • Repairs and inspection requests. You may be asked to fix things you did not know about.
  • Time on market, and it costs you while it sits. Insurance, utilities, taxes and upkeep keep running.

Where I Buy In Jefferson County

Not on the list but nearby? Send it anyway. The list is where I buy most, not a fence.

  • Mountain Brook
  • Vestavia Hills
  • Homewood
  • Crestline
  • English Village
  • Cahaba Heights
  • Edgewood
  • Rosedale
  • Liberty Park

Questions People Ask

Will you pay market value in Mountain Brook?

No, and I will say so plainly. In a market this strong, listing usually nets more. Come to me for privacy, certainty or a date rather than for the highest number.

Can this be done without anyone knowing?

Yes. No sign, no listing, no photographs online and no open house. That is the main reason people here call.

We inherited a house in Crestline and live out of state. Can you handle it?

Yes, and it is the most common situation I see over the mountain. Everyone on the deed has to agree, and closings can be handled remotely.

The house has not been updated since the 1970s. Is that a problem?

No. It is a pricing question. It is also the case where my number gets closest to what a listing would net, because the renovation is real.

Do you buy in Vestavia Hills and Homewood too?

Yes, plus Crestline, English Village, Cahaba Heights, Edgewood, Rosedale and Liberty Park.

Is there any obligation?

None. You get one number and no is a complete answer.

Start With The Address

Send where the house is and how to reach you. One number, from a person, and you can say no.

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